MMA Media Is A Fucking Joke

I haven’t been writing as much this past week because it has been pretty slow. Back to back garbage UFC cards. UFC in Sydney had maybe one good fight and the rest stunk. The longest UFC card in history. You couldn’t even finish the entire card on a flight to fucking Australia it was that long. UFC China this weekend, another weak card. Thank God for Bisping stepping in and saving that card. It is on at 7 fucking AM Saturday morning. You think I am waking up for Chase Sherman? Well maybe I would wake up for Chase, his GIF/Meme game is on point. Much respect to Bisping for taking that fight on such short notice after a tough fight with GSP. That’s the real story. Instead of covering that, the dumb media covers these little stories coming out about Colby Covington getting hit in face with a Boomerang by Werdum, which is fucking hilarious by the way, or Urijah Faber considering fighting TJ. I have read three articles about a retired Urijah Faber being asked if he would “consider” fighting TJ, the champion. An asshole for brains reporter literally asked Urijah if he would fight TJ and then 3 websites ran with the story. ARE YOU SHITTING ME? Urijah could not beat TJ on his best day. What makes Urijah so damn special he would get a title shot right away? He has won 2 out of his last 5. I refuse to acknowledge something so stupid. All these guys who have nothing creative to write about decided to spin that story and write about it 3 different ways. Oh and then mid-week the big break in the made up story is getting TJ to respond, he basically laughed at the question. These guys and girls (it’s 2017 woman can do anything) that cover MMA are so unoriginal and dumb that it pains me that this is the sport my heart chooses to love.

I don’t know why Anderson Silva popping (again) for steroids is not being covered. He released a statement saying they’re going to “figure it out.” Fuck that. I’ll figure it out, he’s 43 years old and misses being famous. Boom figured it out. Anderson is one of my favorite of all time. He was incredible and he changed the sport, but he got old. Father time caught up with him and gave him the ultimate dad bod. He still could compete with the best 185 has to offer but he missed being the guy every talked about. He misses celebrities like Usher and Lebron James sucking on his dick. So What does Anderson decide to do? He takes steroids to get that celebrity dick sucking back. I hate to see it go down like that and now his entire career is put into question. But not many MMA journalist are covering that story. They’re more concerned with boomerangs and unrealistic match ups. MMA media needs to be held accountable for how shitty of a job they do.

I know every sport has terrible media but MMA takes the cake. Every person with a Tumblr account can get a media credential with the UFC or Bellator. The guys who have been covering MMA for a long time are even worse. They are all jaded in some way. They all have stories about what Dana White said to them and they cry about it like a bunch of 4th graders. They either wanted to get into professional wrestling but settled for MMA or they came from boxing and will always compare the two. I hope this website takes off because I don’t want to interview fighters, I want to interview these so-called media members so I can tell them to their face how much they suck.

I pay attention to everything they say and write. I will make a promise to my loyal readers that if I ever get a chance I will blow their shit up. I am like an elephant, I never forget. What they said or asked in 2006, yeah I fucking remember it.

I’m coming for you guys. Hide your Japanease sex dolls and lock up your action figures, you’re not safe.

Bp

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